Eclectic Duties

This job comes with some of the strangest impromptu duties. Today's winning assignment: care for drunk woman's dog. I don't have a dog and therefore got tricked into circumambulating the station in the freezing morning while the dog peed on every vertical object protruding from the ground, plus one specific leaf in the middle of the lawn.

He then jumped on my lap and tried his paw at dispatching.

Truth be told, he did better than some dispatchers I've seen.