Dear Work Computer,
I need you to work out your issues and stop undermining me. It's beginning to make me look bad. I'm new to this job, so I'd appreciate a little cooperation. I really do make quite enough mistakes on my own. Please refer to the following list and remedy your problems in the reverse order they are listed. You're a computer, so that shouldn't be difficult.
When I type a command in your command line and press "enter," follow the command and don't just make the line disappear.
When I enter a driver's license number into the search field and press "enter," search the database for that license number and do not shut my computer down.
When I click on a link to display the details on a protective order, please display the details of the order and do not shut my computer down.
When I add a call that automatically launches the question/answer program, launch the question/answer program and do not shut my computer down.
Finally, please, please, please, just please! STOP shutting my computer down.
Sincerely,
Dispatch
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